Do you love the outdoors but hate getting dirty? Do you embrace the concept of a long walk but prefer to read about bears rather than meet them? Well, here's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to hike anywhere in California without leaving your comfy chair.

For just (several hundred) pennies a day, I'll hike anywhere you desire, taking photographs and notes along the way. That's right - save the fuss and leave the blisters to us.